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lanabstar: freshlypaintedangel: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:46:28 -0700

lanabstar:

freshlypaintedangel:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

YESSS someone made a gifset of this

HILARIOUS

brotips: Super motivational submission here. I like this guy...

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:07:44 -0700

brotips:

Super motivational submission here. I like this guy (or girl)’s style. Get amped bitches.

-Sketch

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Tue, 14 May 2013 09:06:04 -0700

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Mon, 13 May 2013 21:04:42 -0700

Birthday!

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 08:56:10 -0700

So I’m officially 25 now. Gonna go to a museum today, then gocarts, then a BBQ and rock band tonight. Should be a good birthday.

theartofskimming: She is absolutely amazing. I’m so glad L.A....

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:07:28 -0700

theartofskimming:

She is absolutely amazing. I’m so glad L.A. won’t change her. Crazy Californians.

antisheepclub: my resume is done

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:52:22 -0700

antisheepclub:

my resume is done

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Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:01:26 -0700

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Fri, 12 Apr 2013 10:51:55 -0700

choirgirl171: justinrampage: The Super Mario Brothers Imagined...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:42:04 -0700

Mario

Princess Peach

Goomba

Bowser

Sonic the Hedgehog

Mario Kart GTA

choirgirl171:

justinrampage:

The Super Mario Brothers Imagined as Grand Theft Auto Characters

Grand Theft Mario by Malaysian artist Amirul Hafiz is a kick ass collection of illustrations that imagine video game characters from Super Mario Brothers as car stealing thugs in the world of Grand Theft Auto.

I kind of want this to be real!

tallanvor1834: Don Cheadle is Captain Planet Don Cheadle is...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:41:49 -0700

tallanvor1834:

Don Cheadle is Captain Planet

Don Cheadle is Captain Planet, and he’s gone rogue.

theyetee: Boobusters!by Drew Wise!$11 on 04/04 only at The...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:22:58 -0700

theyetee:

Boobusters!
by Drew Wise!
$11 on 04/04 only at The Yetee

are2: Gotham 1459

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:20:57 -0700

are2:

Gotham 1459

Movie vs. Bloopers

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:28:06 -0700

Movie vs. Bloopers

confusedtree: GOD

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:00:32 -0700

confusedtree:

GOD

itsharrypotterbitch: Emma Watson - British GQ Magazine May...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 19:51:11 -0700

itsharrypotterbitch:

Emma Watson - British GQ Magazine May 2013

georgetakei: I think this is a good look for me. What do you...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:17:37 -0700

georgetakei:

I think this is a good look for me. What do you think, friends?

Ummm… Disney, please put him in the new Star Wars!

jmichaelreed: thefrogman: On a dark and stormy Friday, way...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:29:53 -0700

jmichaelreed:

thefrogman:

On a dark and stormy Friday, way back in the year 1492, a young lad by the name of Jesus Marvin Christ was preparing for his execution. He was to be hung on a crucifix until the life drained from his body.

Don’t worry, things get happier… right after the whipping part. And the part where they mock him and give him a crown of thorns. And the part where he had to carry his cross up a big hill. And the part where they gave him putrid wine and Jesus was like, “nah, I don’t drink.” Then there was the part where they jabbed him with a spear. And of course there was the whole dying thing.

They called this day “Good Friday” …because of course they did.

Skip ahead, skip ahead… here are the happy bits…

Sunday came. Jesus’ body was just laying in a tomb, being all dead and stuff. Jesus and God were sitting up in heaven watching football. Jesus didn’t know a thing about football and kept asking God annoying questions.

“Why do they call it a football? They barely use their feet. And aren’t balls round? They should call it a ‘mini hand-zeppelin’ or something.”

God couldn’t take it anymore, so he decided it was time to resurrect Jesus back to Earth. Now a lot of people like to joke and say that because Jesus rose from the dead, he must be a zombie. Not true. God filled his innards with robot parts and downloaded his consciousness into a 50 petabyte holographic storage device located in the left buttcheek. I know, the head would have been the logical place to put the consciousness, but the laser eyes took up too much room.

So robot Jesus activated and sat up in the tomb. It was pretty dark in there, so he turned on his night vision. He came to the entrance and found that some jerk had placed a giant boulder there. Thankfully, God had replaced his nipples with hellfire missiles. Just as he was about to fire, a bunny hopped in front of him. He was like, “Dammit bunny, I almost killed you with my nipple missiles!”

Jesus used his magic finger rays on the bunny. His intention was to magically transport the bunny to safety. Instead, the bunny just sat there and glowed for a while. Jesus hadn’t read the manual for the magic finger rays and didn’t really know what he was doing. All of the sudden the bunny laid an egg.

“Dammit… I really need to figure out this magic stuff or Dad’s going to start calling me a muggle again.”

Holding the bunny safely under his arm, Jesus fired his hellfire nipple missiles and blasted the stone from the tomb entrance. His disciples heard the explosion and gathered around, staring at the tomb opening. As the dust cleared, a figure could be seen walking forth. Jesus stepped out into the light, looked at his followers, and said, “I’m back, bitchez!”

The people were filled with joy and praised him loudly.

One of them spoke to Jesus and said… ”Did that bunny just lay an egg?”

Best…Easter…Story…EVER!!

georgetakei: Said to the bunny, “Got-ye.”

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:17:52 -0700

georgetakei:

Said to the bunny, “Got-ye.”

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:14:07 -0700